A pic from the new card line available at DiscardsForYou.com
Naturally we laughed our asses off when we read it. As it turns out it's part of a new greeting card line called Discards for You (i.e. "When dat card won't do, dis card's for you!") This line of twisted greeting cards was started by our friends Laura S. and Christine F. who are just as twisted themselves (and we wouldn't have it any other way!) :)
So if you're looking for a greeting card that avoids the syrupy sweet tone and is a little more brutal, check out Discards for You.